I have a confession to make. I have messy cupboards. They are not just unorganized, but my cupboards and closets are harmful if opened. I have the kind of cupboards that you have to open and shut quickly or flying objects will come out at you. In my defense (I feel the need to defend myself here) I clean out my cupboards about twice a year. One is at Thanksgiving when my mom or mother in law will be coming to rummage through them. The second is at Easter when they are messy again and random people will rummage through them again. If someone comes over in between holidays, I lie and say that my kids put away the dishes in all the wrong places. Which is not entirely untrue. Since I have so many kids, I think they actually buy it. I just hate taking the time to organize all of my pans and pots when I could be doing something much more rewarding like solving global warming or watching Days of our Lives. My kids play hide and seek in the cupboards anyway and if I have the blanket perfectly folded, they just get messed up the next weekend in a serious game of hiding. Why don’t I have the kids fold the blankets and put them away you ask? You don’t have kids.  I just felt like I needed to share my moment of liberation today. I have messy cupboards and I’m proud of it!

I am the PTA president of our school for a few years now. It is probably the only job that you can love and hate at the same time. Through my job I have found the truth in many old thoughts and sayings. Here is what I have learned.

1. No good deed goes unpunished. (Someone will find fault in at least one thing you did.)

2. If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. (Especially if you were not in charge of the event, did not volunteer or help out in anyway.)

3. Teachers and Parents both feel vindicated in their perspective feelings towards your child.

4. No school ever has enough money.

5. The last school that everyone attended was the best school in the world.

6. Many parents are very good at defending their lazy kids to the teacher but will not tolerate their behavior at home.

7. All school cafeteria’s and gym’s have the same aroma world wide. (The wet dog, stinky sneakers smell.)

8. Teachers know way more about you and your family than you think they know.

9. Parents know way more about the teacher and classroom than the teachers think they

 know.

10. Teachers should be appreciated and paid way more than they are. So should the PTA President! Volunteerism Schmeerism!

My dog’s name is Sampson a.k.a Professor Fluffy Pants. He is so cute and adorable but he is a master at making a mess on my floor when I am not looking. We are having big marital problems over my dog. My upset husband wants to get rid of my adorable fluffy creature that God created. I just don’t know what to do because I am stuck between a perky, cute, fluffy ball of love and my husband who is not fluffy or perky but is definitely cute. As the battle continues, I just try to keep the house smelling fresh when my husband comes home and hope that he doesn’t step on any doggie mess I couldn’t find. I think Fluffy Pants may go missing if it happens again. Watch for signs around my neighborhood. They will either say Missing or For Sale!

Todd and I have been married for seventeen years. Here is our secret. We go out every weekend on a date. Now, that sounds easy enough but it does take effort to get sitters, pay for them and then decide on something we BOTH would like to do. We have a serious nerdy date that is really our favorite. This is what we do. We both get massages at the same place but in different rooms. We decided it is NOT romantic to get a “couples massage”. Then, after strangers have relaxed us, we go to the bookstore and we each go to our individual sections and pick up books and browse through the store until we meet with armloads of things that interest us. Then, we share hot chocolate and desserts while we pour over our books. We may even throw in a discussion or two about our favorite books. Mature Discussion, imagine that! It is a nice evening of being together without really having any chance of arguing, discussion of the kids, or work. Marriage problems solved!